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Reefer Madness in Iowa

WASHBURN: Senator Clinton, I’d like you to start us off by explaining why your campaign has been getting down and dirty with someone so clean and articulate?

CLINTON: I apologized to Senator Obama. I absolutely did not authorize or condone the remarks made by one of my co-chairs in New Hampshire about my distinguished colleague’s youthful indiscretions. If primary voters don’t care that he did “a little blow,” then my goodness, why should I? Even if he had packed a straw full of the white rabbit and had a snow bunny blow it in his ear, who would care, for Pete’s sake? I only wish I knew all that colorful chasing-the-dragon lingo. Senator Obama certainly has a lot of street cred, even if it isn’t Main Street. We owe it to the good people of Iowa to stick to critical issues like the economy, and how to get a fiscally responsible budget like we had in the ’90s, the ’90s, the ’90s —

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"Santa, Jesus Killing Themselves"

“The National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC) is trying to get more support for next year’s elections with this play on that famous song, “Twelve Days of Christmas,” or whatever it’s called. Go ahead and watch. We’ll wait. [Pause]. OK SORRY! We knew it was bad and we made you watch anyway. Again, sorry. But yeah, still, basic point: The Republicans are going to lose everything next year by like 20 million points.”

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Beacon treachery

In case anyone was wondering, these are the companies involved with Facebook Beacon as of yesterday:

More 2cd rate Canadian TV

Canadian iTunes users finally get TV! Oh, nevermind. I just saw what Apple offers us.

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Stephen Harper, Man of Science

“A Three-Mile-Island-type of nuclear accident could occur at Canada’s Chalk River reactor unless a backup power supply system, capable of withstanding natural disasters such as earthquakes, is installed, according to an assessment by the president of the Canadian Nuclear Safety Commission.”

But don’t worry. Stephen Harper has a plan to ensure that there will be no nuclear accident. “‘There will be no nuclear accident,’ Prime Minister Stephen Harper asserted in the House of Commons.” Phew! Well, I’m reassured!

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